lovefromapiranha:

carriethedragon:

areyoumymisha:

IM FREE IM FREE IM FREE DANG IT

what was that ridiculous giggle that just escaped from my mouth I WILL NOT TOLERATE SUCH INCREDIBLE CUTENESS

SO CUTE

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zoodvminthemaking:

nbcnightlynews:

Have you committed Netflix adultery? 

Survey reveals half of Netflix users confessed they would stream a program alone even after having promised to watch it with their partner. 12% would re-watch a show and “fake it” as if it were their first time. 

Story: http://nbcnews.to/10AJ8Ng

This. Is. Me. 

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robcoindustries:

see, in spanish the word for “genre” and the word for “gender” is the same: “género”. if you live in mexico and someone asks you what gender you are, you can be whatever i’m comfortable with. i’m a boy, or a girl. i’m a crime noir with a bit of spicy romance. i’m post-punk electronic music. i have trascended human perceptions of gender and am now a being of pure art

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m3jcnv:

Now the “Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?” line has a whole new meaning, after last night.

nerdgirl-fangirl:

It had to be done.

foulmouthedliberty:

beben-eleben:

There once was a young boy with a very bad temper. The boy’s father wanted to teach him a lesson, so he gave him a bag of nails and told him that every time he lost his temper he must hammer a nail into their wooden fence.

On the first day of this lesson, the little boy had driven 37 nails into the fence. He was really mad!

Over the course of the next few weeks, the little boy began to control his temper, so the number of nails that were hammered into the fence dramatically decreased.

It wasn’t long before the little boy discovered it was easier to hold his temper than to drive those nails into the fence.

Then, the day finally came when the little boy didn’t lose his temper even once, and he became so proud of himself, he couldn’t wait to tell his father.

Pleased, his father suggested that he now pull out one nail for each day that he could hold his temper.

Several weeks went by and the day finally came when the young boy was able to tell his father that all the nails were gone.

Very gently, the father took his son by the hand and led him to the fence.

“You have done very well, my son,” he smiled, “but look at the holes in the fence. The fence will never be the same.”

The little boy listened carefully as his father continued to speak.

“When you say things in anger, they leave permanent scars just like these. And no matter how many times you say you’re sorry, the wounds will still be there.”

This was really an amazing and necessary thing to read right now.

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shep689:

dekutree:

egg-tampon:

dekutree:

zealknight:

dekutree:

nigga u aint even in the right country you a real dumbass tho

Hoenn and Johto are in the same country. Both are separate regions in same country. Only Unova is in another country.

are u majoring in pokemon geometry you geek ass bitch 

geography

shut the fuck up aint nobody talkin about rocks here

geology

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escaping-thelabyrinth:

I need her to be my personal trainer

ispeakineloquently:

fudgeflies:

i wonder what’s happening right now over at hogwarts

probably education since harry doesn’t go there anymore

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roughrimjob:

Baby snakes appreciation post

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